Or for those who just have to spend a lot on the latest gadgets, just to feel, well, something. They have the right to spend their money whichever way they choose, and online shopping is there to assist them.
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But you’re not here for short answers, are you? You’re here to bathe in life’s vast options. Also: The 6 best cheap vacuum cleaners I was instantly uplifted, of course. Who doesn’t dream of a vacuum cleaner with headlights and a Wi-Fi connection? Don’t you always do your vacuuming in the dark? I do. And all this for $499.99, the very definition of an expensive gadget.
Pricey, but on sale
I won’t dwell, however. There was so much more joy here. What a bargain this was. It was 33% off, which meant it was $1,999. Yes, definitely expensive. Can you imagine that someone would pay $2,999 for a voice-controlled calf massager? I think I can, even if it is taupe colored. Also: The best VR headsets The mere idea of a space pirate trainer being included by the low price of $399 was frightfully tempting. Then I realized I know no one who has one of these things and no one who’s ever expressed an interest either. I concluded this was one step from obsolete. It offered the “Hiboy KS4/KS4 Pro Electric Scooter, Upgraded 500W Motor(Ver. KS4 350W), 19 MPH 25 Miles Range(Ver. KS4 17 Miles), 8”&10" Tires Escooter, Foldable Commuting Electric Scooter for Adults(Optional Seat)." 25% off at a piffling $449.99. Also: The best electric scooters Next to it was the “Hikmicro B1L 160 x 120 IR Resolution Thermal Imaging Camera with WiFi, 25Hz Refresh Rate, 3.2” LCD Screen, Handheld 19200 Pixels Infrared Thermal Imager with High Temperature Alarm." Yet this was $429.
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Sample: the “Multitool Plier – 12 in 1 Camping Plier Multitool, Professional Camping Accessories Survival Gear Outdoor Compact Multi-Tool Gadgets.” Yours for $11.99, but it’s not exactly the Gucci of gadgets, is it? Also: This replaced my multitool gadget for a fraction of a cost As I scrolled down, losing hope that the wealthy would find anything here that truly moved them – oh, but how do I know? The wealthy can be very strange – I was suddenly entranced by a gun-like object. This was the “Stoeger XM1 Bullshark - .177 Caliber - Black Synthetic with Multi-Grip System and Buttstock Spacers.” Yes, I can imagine that more than one person may instantly misread those last two words in an unfortunate manner, but $479 for an airgun? Even if it does have “Olympic grade accuracy.” I did feel the company’s algorithm got a touch desperate when, at the bottom of the search page, it suggested: “Air Fryer Cookbook for Beginners: 1500 Affordable, Quick & Easy Recipes for Delicious Homemade Meals | Tips & Tricks to Fry, Grill, Roast, and Bake.”
